Modis Operandi


The Insurance industry has a lot to learn from Narendra ‘bhai’. He sells fear of death better than anyone does and this is one sauda where the Gujju doesn’t look at the bhav, he simple buys it. Sar kaatke jiyo, seems to be the triumphant line that 49% of Gujarat seems to be uttering and how. From Gandhigiri to Modigiri from Gandhinagar to Modinagar, from walking miles to make salt to using guile to shield assault, the state has seen it all.

To be fair to the man, he’s ushered in development in a state that has always seen calamity, natural or man-made. Development is the sheep’s clothes that the wolf wears, and the polity loves this attire. Predictably, there is a confusing enigma of a quasi carnivore, with the rare slip through of carnal instincts but also the oft portrayal of the loh purush. There is an orgy of fear, caution, awe, respect, admiration and daresay love that gets evoked when the bearded brahmachari brews brouhaha. He’s larger than the party; the sangh blood in him has disciplined him from uttering that yet. The voices of dissent against him within the BJP sound like lambs bleating in front of a monstrous growling about to launch jet engine. Moditva has almost made it to the RSS Shakhas as a model for instruction, a subject where work is still in progress, but results are rapid and scathingly clear. There is also talk of adopting the same ‘model’ of polity elsewhere, in other states. Opposition is paltry and only serves to make Modi look magical.The real sycophants are proclaiming Modi for PM.
Why does Gujarat vote for a murderer? Does half of the state’s population living in constant fear of their lives mean great governance? Are we living two parallel universes, one where there are exposes’, sting operations, calls for justice, candle light vigils, talk shows, sms campaigns, Gandhigiri and the other where the saffron devil gets more than his due. Where does the truth lie, does it lie in our universe, if so, is this truth relevant at all or is it something like an undersea aquarium for Modi and his ilk to watch and share a private joke over?

I hate to stay in a country where Gandhi is on the notes but Modi is on the votes.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Simply brilliant.

Your analogy of Insurance Co and Modi is outstanding.

The depth and intensity of the use of English language is great.

Keep it up.

R.Vaidyanathan
December 24, 2007 11:09 am
Shitij said…
I think its about time for you to let go off the corporate world and weild pen as your armour. Once again a masterpiece, you are making a habit out of it.

Would love to read your thoughts about the infamous eve of 31st. Hoping to read something on that as well.
January 07, 2008 10:37 am
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